Don’t Listen To That Person!

Keep listening to Zionists who know best and close your ears to all the rest! (And remember: 2 + 2 = 5. Trust me on this.)

Don’t Listen To That Person!

The following is a transcript of a podcast I stumbled upon after waking up from a horrible nightmare. Read at your own risk. --C. A. Matthews*

Hi! It’s me, your favorite social media influencer of all time, Ima Queen, here with the news you really shouldn’t know. I mean it—you really should not know any of these details if you want to remain my friend or make friends with my well-connected friends in Tel Aviv. Got it? Good.

First off, we have a quick rundown from a recent lecture** given by a first-class traitor of Israel, Miko Peled. You really shouldn’t listen to that man because he says so many stupid things. For instance:

“I grew up in a colony.” While Peled was growing up as the son of a IDF general in Jerusalem he says he learned that the “Arabs” in Israel were an inherently backwards people because they didn’t have electricity and running water and live in a European-styled city like he did. Only much later did he come to realize the reality of why Palestinians lived the way they did. He says it’s because Palestinians are being oppressed. (As if!)

“My family is considered a liberal Zionist family—a contradiction in terms.” (Snort!) Peled calls Hamas Central: “The Gaza concentration camp—now a death camp.” (And rightfully so, I might add.) About Hebron: “It’s a lab of apartheid.” (Say what?)

“Zionism is a zero sum game,” Peled says. He also states that “Israeli society is ripping itself to shreds” because the Israeli military proved completely incompetent on October 7 and the public’s confidence is shaken. (Yeah right!)

See what I mean? Miko Peled actually thinks he’s going to make us all change our minds about our beloved white-settler-colonial-apartheid regime spouting such nonsense. What a loser! Ig-nore!

Our second example is a young woman you definitely should not listen to if you know what’s good for you. You may remember her as an adorable teenager sitting in front of the Swedish Parliament “Striking for the Climate” or some other such nonsense. Now she’s all grown up and has attempted not one but two illegal invasions of Israeli territorial waters. How criminal can you get!

She sailed off on a swanky yacht called the Madleen and partied across the Med before our brave Israeli Navy stopped her in her tracks, and then she took another cruise on something called the “Global Sumud Flotilla.” (Doesn’t sound like they’d have a very good dinner buffet, does it?) You should’ve guessed who she is by now—I’m talking about little Greta Thunberg, of course.

Greta and her fellow invaders got caught red-handed carrying baby formula and diapers. Whatever were they thinking? Six month old terrorists don’t need baby formula and diapers—they need more bombing raids! Perhaps the worse thing Greta did this time around is go on about how the IDF treats its uninvited guests. I mean, what did she think our brave soldiers would do with invaders with food for terrorists? Thank them?

Greta told a hometown newspaper that she had been repeatedly hit, kicked, dragged by her hair, strip-searched and videoed, and her hands zipped tied. She was shoved into a small cell full of bugs, and she and her fellow inmates were denied food and clean water. She claims the jailers called her “Whore Greta” repeatedly and wrote those words as well as drew a penis and an Israeli flag on her suitcase. She said she has nightmares about boats blowing up and can’t look up at the night sky without thinking of drones flying overhead. She was quoted:

“What we have been through is only a small, small part of what Palestinians have experienced. On the walls of our prison cells, we saw bullet holes with bloodstains and messages carved into the walls by Palestinian prisoners who had been there before us.”

Oh, boo hoo hoo! I can’t believe any of that crap can you? I mean just because other inmates (Editor’s note: fellow flotilla members like Phil Tottenham) said similar things, doesn’t mean you should listen to them and believe a word they say. Noa Avishag Schnall, a turncoat Jewish-American journalist, also said she’d experienced “extreme brutality” in a video she whipped out soon after she was kicked out of the beautiful country of Israel. Who can believe her? That black eye she sported in the video is probably just a bad make-up job. Who’d want to rape the likes of her, right?

So, don’t listen to these whiny women who want you to feel sorry for so-called “starving children” in Gaza. Where would we be in this world if we actually fed everyone anyway? How would we push people around and make them do what we want them to do if we didn’t withhold food and water and beat them up every now and then, huh?

This last item is one that you definitely should not listen to, although actually it’s a book. If you ever find an audio version of it, do not listen to it! If you find a printed or electronic copy, get rid of it at once! This isn’t because this book is spreading lies about Israel, but because it’s explaining international history in a clear manner that might make you put “2 + 2” together and come out with “4” instead of “5” like you should because we told you to or else. Get the picture?

The book is titled The Jakarta Method, and it’s by Vincent Bevins. Mr. Bevins is an international journalist who has lived around the world and speaks several languages. But just because he’s smart and tracked down many declassified documents and interviewed people who actually survived these so-called massacres and coups d’etat doesn’t make this book an amazing revelation. I mean, what’s the deal about killing over a million people in a crowded country like Indonesia? That’s only a city or two, right? Cry babies!

Bevins is a good writer, I must admit, because I couldn’t put the book down. The things the Americans in the young Central Intelligence Agency got up to in Iran in 1953, and then again in Guatemala in 1954, really came as a surprise. And their effects are still being felt today. Imagine that!

The title of the book comes from the method adopted by the US in the 1960s. The Jakarta Method is effective at getting newly independent countries to stop doing things their way and instead do things the way rich Western capitalists want them to be done. In other words it’s always better to listen to rich white people. They are so much smarter than poor brown people. Sort of like how Israelis are much smarter than Arabs.

How the Jakarta Method works is like this: the US trains these two-bit countries’ military commanders and instills in them a fervent anti-communist belief. So, in the mid-1960s when a popular president like Indonesia’s Sukarno hesitated in allowing Western companies to take control of their oil, mineral, and other natural resources, the American-trained generals were told to take over the country and start killing all the communists until the Western capitalists got their way. Pretty simple method, but it works.

The biggest drawback in Indonesia was that there really weren’t any “scary communists” like the ones the US hated in China or the Soviet Union in the 1960s. Indonesian communists were mostly trade unionists and labor organizers who wanted to create better working conditions for their poor workers. Indonesia had a lot of poor people—many of them ethnic minorities—so no one ever thought for a moment that the military would actually do anything to the people who had raised everyone’s standard of living since the Dutch colonists were kicked out a few years previous.

How stupid they were! The Indonesian military didn’t care if the people they killed weren’t communists or even left-leaning. They probably got rid of a lot of people they just didn’t like the looks of. They put a general in charge as dictator and that was that. It worked because killing off all the unwanted people solves your problems, right?

It certainly worked in Brazil. The Brazilian military, with the help of the US, used the Jakarta Method the very next year after Indonesia was taken care of and then the anti-communist Brazilians helped to overthrow governments in Uruguay, Chile, the Philippines... And don’t get me going on Argentina! Dictatorships work much better for capitalists than democracy, don’t they?

Israel learned a very valuable lesson from all this. The military can always get you what you want while annihilating unwanted, inferior people at the same time. White Israelis—who actually originated from the Holy Land, trust me on this—use their military might (with plenty of US aid) to get what they want. They want all the land the Palestinians are squatting on along with all the natural gas and oil reserves in the Mediterranean off Gaza. So, all those people with Arab names who showed up out of the blue in 1948 living on white Israelis’ properties can just go away now. Permanently.

If there’s one thing I hope you’ve learned from this podcast, it’s this: You can’t listen to just anyone or read everything that looks good and then make up your own mind. No, no, no! You should only listen to those who know best and can tell you what to think and what to read. People like me, of course!

So, keep listening to Zionists who know best and close your eyes and ears to all the rest!

(Spoken quietly off mic: I’ll be expecting my $7,000 payment from the hasbara folks any day now.)

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*This piece is satire. It’s completely fictional. Only the names and facts are real. Well, except for the podcast host. She’s entirely fictional. And obnoxious. Purposefully so.

**I took about ten pages of notes at the Miko Peled talk on October 19. No recordings or photographs were allowed, so I did my best to keep up with this very interesting and informative person. I’ll type up my notes and post them in the near future.

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Miko Peled’s web site: https://mikopeled.com/

Greta Thunberg: “They kicked me every time the flag touched my face” https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25LgKq/greta-thunberg-they-kicked-me-every-time-the-flag-touched-my-face

American Journalist Says She Experienced ‘Extreme Brutality’ at Hands of Israeli Guards, Including Beatings and ‘Threats of Rape’ https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/american-journalist-says-she-experienced-extreme-brutality-at-hands-of-israeli-guards-including-beatings-and-threats-of-rape/

More on The Jakarta Method: https://vincentbevins.com/book/

Israel Flipped Out And Killed 45 Palestinians After Running Over Their Own Bomb https://www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/israel-flipped-out-and-killed-45

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